Our first one today comes from Flickr. I was perusing photos of classic Hollywood stars, and came across this cheerful-cowpoke picture of Randolph Scott that, with a little color, turned into our old friend, Artie Choke, from Firesign's We're All Bozos on this Bus. "You keep it sweet, Beet!"
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-- this Jayne Mansfield Happy-New-Year photo turned up on the Google. The original looked like it was shot with an orange filter, and everything was made out of cheese. I think I've improved it a little.
I read something on the net a few days ago from another fan, and she said that one thing she liked about Jayne was that she always looked just a little bit crazy. You can definitely see that here.